Here is the progression of Mckellar's Beard. Anyone who is not impressed by the degradation of his face needs to submit to using Costco (Kirkland) toilet paper for the rest of their lives.
A. I look fookin good with this thing.
B. My eyes are warm and toasty.
C. What do I have to do around here to get hooked up with tickets to the fight!?
C. Who wants to challenge me to an arm wrestling match? This Guinness tastes great!
